An amusing parody of the AA program for those who have figured out they made a big mistake last year:
It may be time to begin the twelve step recovery program for Obamaholics1. Admit you are powerless over the Cult of Obama and that your TAX BURDEN has become unmanageable.
2. Come to grips with that fact that you need a Power greater than you to restore you to sanity; and no, Jon Stewart is not the answer.
3. Make a decision to turn your life over - at least temporarily - to a deprogrammer.
4. Make a fearless and moral inventory of the depth of your problem.
5. Call a conservative talk show and admit all the wrong-doings.
6. Be ready to have the deprogrammer remove these aberrant thoughts and behaviors, beginning with cancellation of your N.Y. Times subscription.
7. Ask the deprogrammer to remove your shortcomings.
8. Make a list of all those you talked into voting for Obama and ask their forgiveness.
9. Make amends to them by buying them a subscription to "Human Events" or the "Limbaugh Letter"
10. Stay vigilant and guard against any sign of a relapse, such as signing petitions to give White House advisor Van Jones his job back.
11. Throw out all Obama buttons, pictures, mugs, etc. and remove those Obama –Biden rainbows from your bumper--AND I MEAN ALL OF THEM!
12. Devote yourself to helping others similarly afflicted and begin attending OA (Obamaholics Anonymous) meetings in your neighborhood.
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