More Hsu Puns Than You Can Jump Bail At

There are more puns that shake a stick out about Norman Hsu's fundraising for Democrats. Now Hsu failed to make his bail hearing--and remember, he jumped bail 15 years ago. Over at Michelle Malkin's website, an excessively clever commenter rewrote the Dion song:

Runaround Hsu
by Dion
Here’s my story, sad but true
It’s about a guy that I once knew
He gave me money, then ran around
Giving money to every dem in town
Ah, I should have known it from the very start
This guy will leave me with a broken heart
Now listen people what I’m telling you
A-keep away from-a Runaround Hsu
I miss his cash and the smile on his face
The touch of his hand and this guy’s warm embrace
So if you don’t wanna cry like I do
A-keep away from-a Runaround Hsu
Ah, he likes to travel around
He’ll support you but then he’ll skip town
Now people let me put you wise
Hsu has his lawyers tell his lies
Here’s the moral and the story from the guy who knows
I fell in love and my coffers still grow
Ask any fool that he ever knew, they’ll say
Keep away from-a Runaround Hsu

Instapundit points to a headline at the San Francisco Chronicle website:

ANOTHER HSU PUN: The Norman Evasion: "Demo fundraiser skips court hearing, whereabouts unknown."

It's all very funny--but the disturbing questions about where the money is really coming from (Red China, maybe, like apparently happened in 1996 for the Clinton/Gore campaign) are simply being ignored by the mainstream media. Admittedly, there's no sex involved, so I guess that it doesn't really matter, does it? Or is it just that the corruption involves Democratic politicians--and therefore it meets party standards for ethics?