Do You Remember the Rupert Holmes Song "Escape"?

You remember--the guy who is bored "with his old lady" and responds to a personal ad--and guess who it turns out to be?

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

Well, it actually happened. And the results were not anywhere near as romantic or sweet as the song. The tragic details are here.

Best of the Web pointed me to this tragic little soap opera gone bad.