Humor?

A young man was walking the streets of Paris. Suddenly, he saw a Rottweiler attacking a young girl. He jumped on the dog, struggled with him, and strangled it. Both he and the girl escaped with minor scratches.

Immediately, excited journalists surrounded him and said: What is your name? All Paris will hear of you, and the headlines will be: A Parisian hero saved a little girl from a savage dog.

Said the man: I am not Parisian.

The journalists: OK, so all France will hear of you, and the headlines will be: A French hero saved a little girl from a savage dog.

The man: But I am not French.

Journalists: OK, so all Europe will hear of you, and the headlines will read: A European hero saved a little girl from a savage dog.

The man: But I am not from Europe.

Journalists: So where are you from?

The man: I am from Israel.

Journalists: OK, so all the world will hear of you, and the headlines in all of tomorrow's papers will read: Israeli killed a little girl's dog.