HotAir has this clip of a member of Congress, Hank Johnson (D-GA) who expresses concern that overpopulation of Guam might cause it to capsize. And no, it doesn't appear that he is trying to being funny.
I confess: I've finally seen a member of Congress who makes Rep. Lynne Woolsey (D-CA) seem intelligent.
I love how calmly this Navy admiral explains that they "don't anticipate that" happening. You can tell he just wants to tell Rep. Johnson off. Sadly enough, the March 31, 2010 The Hill covered this remarkably stupid question and felt a need to explain:
Like other islands, Guam is attached to the sea floor, which makes it extremely unlikely that it will tip over, even if there are lots and lots of people on it.