Like A Saturday Night Live Skit

You want to laugh, but you also want to cry.  From the June 18, 2010 The Blotter:

Police have issued an arrest warrant for a man accused of injuring a gas station clerk while attempting to rob him — with a caulk gun.

The suspect fled the scene in the company of a transgender prostitute he’d picked up earlier in the evening, according to an affidavit issued by the Travis County Sheriff’s Office.

More proof that crack doesn't just kill--it makes you incredibly stupid, too.