Updated Dr. Seuss

Although I know that Dr. Seuss was actually a pretty left-wing guy, and would probably love Obama:

I do not like this Uncle Sam, 
I do not like his health care scam. 
I do not like these dirty crooks, 
or how they lie and cook the books. 
I do not like when Congress steals, 
I do not like their secret deals. 
I do not like this speaker, Nan ,  
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN.' 
I do not like this spending spree, 
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free. 
I do not like your smug replies, 
when I complain about your lies. 
I do not like this kind of hope. 
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!